Uncle Smeggy
March 31, 1999

unframe me!

Uncle Smeggy is not overly keen on personal hygiene

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Official Secret Hidden Link of the 1998 Summer OlympicsRoger is a pimply faced toadie
Beware! Oompa Loompas within
That's my BOY!

Visit Uncle Smeggy's Patented (Pending) Choose Yer Own Adventure On-Line Book!

um... still in progress...

Why, yes, I WILL have some eel custard

Soup: It's like an enema for your mouth... with vegetables!
Where your eyes don't go
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I have festering boils!

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