Send Us Your Emus

	Lloyd enjoys getting e-mail from the fine folks who read the journal. He's fond of squirrels, emus and other small rodents. When not frolicking about in the woods, he can be found at his office where he works as a corporate something-or-other.
	Lloyd has quickly become addicted to racoons and now consumes 3-4 a day (an expensive habit). He'd love to hear from you! He'd love to hear from anyone as he has lived alone most of his life in a van down by the river. Lloyd's day job has something to do with paprika.
	The Boy (aka "Lloyd") is the newest writer to join The Journal and spends the bulk of his time in airport baggage carousels looking for quarters. Occasionally, he drinks toilet cleanser.