The results of the answers you gave to the previous questions indicate that you are a
The GOOBER is found in about 95% of the population, the other 5%
being in denial. Less than one tenth of 1% of the popluation is a
and exhibit such a developed stage of Gooberness that they do not fall
into the trait of GOOBER at all. The GOOBER is characterized
by being roughly mammalian, often a biped. Fingernail chewing is a
problem for the GOOBER as are excess flatulence, spontaneous
combustion, and compulsive breathing. Further, the GOOBER is
likely to be found eating knockwurst on rye in small delies owned by
men named Mack, Cindy, or Merv Griffin.
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