Dates From Hell

Subtitled "True Stories From the Front" this book contains a number of hilarious and/or horrifyng dating stories. Makes me glad to be married and NOT dating!

A favorite story of mine involves this guy who is one a third date with this woman who he really likes. She invites him over to see her new house and he goes. The house is nice, a bit small and adorned with excessive lace, but nice. In the kitchen, however, is a dead pig floating in a tub of water. "Oh that," she brushes off. Turns out, she likes pork... fresh pork so she butchers her own. "Gotta spread a lot of newspaper around this kitchen once I get started! Marry me and you'll always have fresh pork!" The guy is a vegetarian.