Maude 'n Joe 'n Ralph 'n Bess sat quietly in their seats,
By Biff February 15, 1988, Them Thar's birthday!
Sam the waitress rushed right out and brought them tasty treats.
The day was pretty normal too; the same for any town,
Except for a low pressure center and aardvarks hanging 'round.
These weren'y ordinary varks for their hair was oily green.
Theyt beat up kids with iron rods and their breath's like kidney beans.
They moved into the restaurant and started breaking forks,
Stealing all the butter knives and beating up the dorks.
The pancakes were real tasty and the syrup yummy too.
So they gobbled them all up, and saved the suryp to make stew.
The customers were mad, and then they started to fight back.
But the aardvarks simply ate them and put their toenails in a sack.
And it was...
The day the aardvarks took over the Internation House of Pancakes.
Kids were screaming and wet their new pants
While they were being hacked to pieces.
They broke out all the windows,
They ate up the door,
They finished the food,
And screamed for more.
And it was...
The day the aardvarks took over the Internation House of Pancakes.
I tried to leave but I could not get out with all my limbs.
I lost an arm.
I really do regret
Going into that zoo.
I know I'll never forget.
