Grab yourself a gun,
Come on, let's have fun.
It's aardvark hunting season
Today.
Let's go to the woods,
It will do you good
'Cause it's high time you learned to
Filet.
Aardvark hunting.
Now they are in season.
Aardvark hunting.
Now we have a reason to make stew.
Track a big ol' bear,
He will take you where
All the aardvarks hop and skip
And run.
Hide among the trees,
Catch the scent down breeze,
We'll be eating aardvark soup for sure,
By gum!
Aardvark hunting.
Now they are in season.
Aardvark hunting.
Now we have a reason to make stew.
Spoken: Look! There's one of 'em now! [sound of heavy machine gun fire]
Missed 'em! Wait! He's charging! He's got a gernade! [sound of huge explosion]
Aardvarks everywhere,
Diving from the air.
Parachuting down in groups
Of ten.
Won't get out alive,
How can we survive
When the aardvarks are rebelling
Once again.
Aardvark hunting.
Now they are in season.
Aardvark hunting.
Now we have a reason to make stew.
by Keez February 19, 1988
