The Princess Bride - not written Brave New World - not written Catcher in the Rye - not written Disclosure - Michael Crichton - not written Symphony - Charles Grant - not written Lord of the Flied - not written Of Mice and Men - not written American Gothic - not written - horror movie analysis? Lake Woebegone Boy - Garrison Keillor - not written Classical Music for Dummies 1997 The Straight Dope Tells All 1997 Pest Control - Bill Fitzhugh 1997 The Unnatural and Serial Killer Days - David Prill 1997 Vox and Fermata - Nicholson Baker 1997 Tourist Season and Striptease - Carl Hiassen 1-98 & 3-98 Castle in the Air and Smoke - Donald Westlake 4-98 & 5-98 Popcorn - Ben Elton 5-98 Geek Love - Katherine Dunn 6-8-98 Wanda Hickey's Night of Golden Memories - Jean Shepherd 6-30-98 Return of the Straight Dope - Cecil Adams 8-18-98 The Black Carousel - Charles Grant 8-22-98 Ebenezum trilogy - Craig Shaw Gardner 9-2-98 God Save the Mark - Donald Westlake 9-10-98 The Marx Bros. Scrapboox - Groucho Marx & Richard J. Anobile9-11-98 Skin - Kathe Koja 9-25-98 Adios, Scheherazade - Donald Westlake 9-30-98 The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath 10-13-98 Dates From Hell : True Life Stories from the Front 10-19-98 Animal Farm - George Orwell 10-26-98 Monopoly Television : MTV's Quest to Control the Music - Jack Banks 11-20-98 The Best of Modern Humor - edt. ? 12-98 through ? Cineverse Trilogy - Craig Shaw Gardner 12-98 through ... not done Alfred Hitcock and the Making of Psycho - Stephen Rebello 12-15-98 Among the Savages - Dan Piraro 2-1-99 The Wind in the Wheat - Reed Arvin 2-10-99 Squids Will Be Squids - Jon Scieszka 3-1-99 A Prayer for Owen Meany - John Irving 5-10-99 Ghoul - Michael Slade 8-18-99 The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck 9-18-99 The Ax - Donald Westlake 10-5-99 The Wanderings of Wuntvor - Craig Shaw Gardner 11-30-99 A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court - Mark Twain 12-28-99 The Fugative Pigeon - Donald Westlake 1-4-2000 Tales From the Nightside - Charles Grant 2-14-2000 Everybody Smokes in Hell - John Ridley 3-20-2000 Visual Basic 6 - April and ongoing - read for work Slab Rat - Ted Heller 5-10-2000 Flyboy - James Munroe 6-14-2000 Planet of the Apes - Pierre Boulle 7-9-2000 Twilight Zone Collection - Rod Serling 6-2000 through 8-2000 The Hobbit - J.R.R. Tolkein 8-8-2000 The Organ Grinders - Bill Fitzhugh 8-25-2000 Access 97 for Windows for Dummies 8-31-0 read for work The Hook - Donald Westlake 9-27-2000 The Lord of the Rings Trilogy - J.R.R. Tolkein 12-20-2000 Understanding Jesus - ??? 2-9-2001 No More Mr. Nice Guy - Michael Bruce 2-13-2001 Walt Disney and Other Assorted Characters - Jack Kinney 2-28-2001 Why Me? - Donald Westlake 3-1-2001 Gorehound's Guide to Splatter Films of the 60's and 70's - Scott Aaron Stine 3-26-1 Saint Ben - John Fischer 4-1-1 The Saints' and Angels' Song - John Fischer 4-15-1 City on a Hill - various 4-20-1 A Pocketful of Python 4-21-1 The O'Reilly Factor - Bill O'Reilly 5-12-1 Baby, Would I Lie? - Donald Westlake 5-30-1 Unlimited Access - Gary Aldrich 6-5-1 Making Real What I Already Believe - John Fischer 7-14-1 Mindhunter - John Douglas 7-28-1 Weird Science - Michael White 8-1-1 The Best of Crank - Bryan Cholfin, ed. 9-15-1 Dr. Science's Book of Shocking Domestic Revelations - Dr. Science 10-1-1 Big Trouble - Dave Barry 10-14-1 The New Dare to Discipline - James Dobson 10-25-1 Tales of the Unexpected - Roald Dahl ? Good Behavior - Donald Westlake ?